The Spider Guy is a crazed local human man who comes to the pie shop of Mondays with a delivery of spider meat and spider ichor which he collects personally. He was friends with Uncle by some definition of the word. His usual price is 2g, but he also seems fond of nuts. Sometimes he crawls around like a spider and he likes to talk about the web and how its viscous. Recently, he has been assigned to double his quota of spider meat for triple the gold.